Aaah, è martedì e sì, è tempo di Teaser! Sto facendo pausa dallo studio e quindi sono venuta di corsa a pubblicare un breve passo tratto da Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda. È un libro piuttosto corto, ma terribilmente carino. L’ho letto sotto consiglio di un’amica e, che dire, mi ha permesso di passare un pomeriggio davvero piacevole. Se avete voglia di una storia semplice e dolce, senza drammi nè traumi, questo potrebbe essere il libro per voi.
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
DATE: Oct 31 at 8:11 AM
SUBJECT: Re: hollow wieners
Jacques,
Sorry to disappoint. I’m not opposed to dressing up, and you make a compelling case for it. I completely see the appeal of being someone else for the evening (or in general). Actually, I was a bit of a one-trick pony myself when I was little. I was always a superhero. I guess I liked to imagine myself having this complicated secret identity. Maybe I still do. Maybe that’s the whole point of these emails.
Anyway, I’m not dressing up this year, because I’m not going out. My mom has some kind of work party, so I’m stuck at home on chocolate duty. I’m sure you understand that there’s nothing sadder than a sixteen-year-old boy home alone on Halloween answering the door in full costume.
Your family sounds interesting. How did you talk your parents into buying you dresses? I bet you were an awesome flapper. Did your parents try to ruin all your costumes by making them weather appropriate? I remember throwing this ridiculous tantrum one year because THE GREEN LANTERN DOES NOT WEAR A TURTLENECK. Though, in retrospect, he actually kind of does. Sorry, Mom!
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your day off from being Jacques. And I hope everyone likes your ninja costume (that has to be it, right? The perfect mix of simple and badass?).
—BlueFROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
DATE: Oct 31 at 8:25 AM
SUBJECT: Re: hollow wieners
A ninja? Suck a good guess, but no dice.
—JacquesFROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
DATE: Oct 31 at 8:26 AM
SUBJECT: Re: hollow wieners
Aaaah—autocorrect fail. DICK a good guess.FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
DATE: Oct 31 at 8:28 AM
SUBJECT: Re: hollow wieners
GAHHHHH!!!!!
SUCH a good guess. SUCH. Jesus Christ. This is why I never write you from my phone.
Anyway, I’m going to go die of embarrassment now.
—JChapter 4 – SIMON VS. THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA di Becky Albertalli
Ciao ragazze, ho appena scoperto il vostro blog e lo adoro, vi seguirò senz’altro 🙂 Per quanto riguarda il post, questo libro mi ispira moltissimo!Spero di leggerlo presto ^^
Ciao 🙂 grazie mille per il commento e scusa per i tempi lunghissimi di risposta. Il libro è davvero carino e ti fa passare qualche ora rilassante e divertente. Facci sapere se lo leggi 😉 -Mon